Note to Dancing Queens

Went to my first gay bar in aaaaaages last night, and was suitably impressed by all the revelry.

Based on the experience, I do have a little tip for some of the gay boys out there:

  • If you feel confident enough to jump up on the stage and dance in front of the crowd, you go on with your bad self.
  • However, if you feel the need to jump on stage, turn your back to the room, and use the mirror to watch yourself dance in front of the crowd, maybe it’s time to rein it in a bit.

And by “a bit”, I mean “a lot.”

One Response to “Note to Dancing Queens”

  1. moogsy queefbone Says:

    were there any good ones???

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