Miscellaneous Observations on Tonight’s Yanks-Royals Game

  • Did you know the back of the ticket says you agree not to provide any data about the game? I wonder if “moblogging” counts…
  • I wish the people who designed movie theaters’ stadium seats actually designed, er, stadiums’ seats.
  • You can’t go to a game and doubt that wristbands are well and truly played out. (I saw one kid with 14 bands on his right arm.)
  • Together those dudes in gray made more in a year than the people of Palau. Everyone knows that, but it’s still amazing.
  • I wonder: if the “Kiss Cam” showed two guys smooching, how would the crowd react? What about two girls?
  • Music selection continues to have all the subtlety of a Mack truck: for the visitors, “Under Pressure” for mound conferences, then “They’re Coming To Take Me Away Ha-Haaa!” for pulling the pitcher, but “New Sensation” for the home team’s substitution.
  • Is it just me, or do hot guys travel in packs?

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