Seen on the slidey-letter sign for Zylstra Cycles (a Harley dealership): VISIT SANTA ON DEC 7. No word as to whether that’s targeted toward adults or kids.

Heard on the radio, minutes later: “‘Drink‘ is the Hamptons of the Midwest! You never know what celebrity you’re going to see next!” (No, I think you do.)

So I can’t tell which one frightens me more: seeing Santa at the Harley shop or a bar in Clive calling itself the Hamptons.

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