Gobble, Gobble
Coming soon: the film that brought “Ben & Jen” together. The early buzz: it sucks. Hard.
What a surprise.
Seems that Affleck doesn’t cut it as hitman, and Lopez isn’t convincing as — wait for it — a hardass lesbian mob enforcer. Yet the writers should also get their fair share of the blame, gossips say:
But the major complaint is the lack of onscreen chemistry between the two off-screen squeezes, part of which is being blamed on suck-o dialogue. In one laughably unsteamy scene, Lopez lies on a bed with her legs spread and announces “It’s turkey time!” “What?” asks Affleck. She replies with what one critic has called “possibly the worst line ever said in a movie”: “Come on, gobble, gobble.”
No wonder some wacky IMDb poster labeled it “EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Satan.”