On the Road
The things you see:
- Mazda MPV, vanity plate: I SEW. Going as slow as you’d expect.
- Tempo, bumper sticker: I LOVE MUZZLELOADING. Driver wearing a reproduction Civil War uniform. Okay, so he likes it enough for a bumper sticker. But what are the chances he’s in the uniform all the time?
- Old-model Dodge Caravan bumper sticker: Will work for... hundreds of thousands of dollars. Apparently somebody hasn’t taken him up on that yet.
