Notes to Self

Self, remember:

  1. No matter how much you avoid political news, he’s still President.
  2. It is not time to dye your hair blue again, even if you’d use a pro this time. Save it for your mini-crisis at hitting the big 3-0.
  3. If at all possible, avoid checking out potential hot guys walking on the street when you’re supposed to be driving on said street. Keep your eyes on the road. (This counts for double at night.)
  4. If a leash is involved every time you find yourself walking outside, you need to get out more.
  5. Try to eat a vegetable now and then. It will probably turn out okay.

3 Responses to “Notes to Self”

  1. john M Says:

    nice list! my responses:
    #1 – sad but undeniable
    #2 – same here, but tattoos
    #3 – not at all possible. nevuh evuh.
    #4 – no dog in our household makes john a sad boy
    #5 – the veggie foodgroup is your friend. well, maybe not. but it’s my friend.

  2. Your favorite sister Says:

    It is nice that you send yourself these little mental reminders.

    Although I think you are kidding yourself;
    -Imagine all the people you have met through discussions of our idiotic president. If nothing else it gives you plenty to talk about.
    -You really dyed your hair because you wanted to get noticed. (Apparently being a 6’9 giant wasn’t enough for you.)
    -WHY??? (although if said hot guys are in FD then I am worried)
    -Hey at least now you are getting out. Is there anything else to really get out for in FDIA aside from Tico?
    -You know deep down you love you some “leaves”

  3. meq Says:

    i think i could cook those vegetables so you’d eat them by choice.
    so there.

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