“Everybody’s in Denial About Something”

Guess the networks were having a gay ol’ time this weekend: three characters coming out on “Simpsons” and “Housewives”. Uh, I mean that’s what I heard. Personally, after a long day at the soup kitchen, I prefer to close out my Sunday in my smoking jacket, perusing that dog-eared favorite copy of The Illiad, my faithful hound at my feet.

Riiiight. Anyway, throw in the lesbian kisses I didn’t see (on such shows as “The O.C.”, “One-Tree Hill”, “Wife Swap” (!)) and you’d almost think it was sweeps. Oh, hang on: it is.

Bummer the 3 characters I saw are all sort of jerks, though.

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