Let us take a moment, dear friends, to quietly appreciate the humble dollar theater. For it is at this second-run palace that we may indulge our discomfiting urge to see movies which we know, in every crevice of our bodies, will suck with a mighty force.

And after 100 minutes of schlocky rogue-cop-seeks-vengeance cliché nearly as tired as our poor buttcheeks, we can remind ourselves that it only cost a dollar.

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