O.G. DVD
Well, it had to happen: there’s now a Netflix for (gay) porn. It’s called OhGhurl.com, and it’s hilariously bad.
First there’s that name, which is perhaps the worst domain name ever. Then there’s the fact that there’s no easy way to tell what it costs*. (How can you budget for your monthly porn bill if you have to provide your e-mail address just to get an estimate?) In the interest of journalism, I even tried clicking the “Live Support” link… to be greeted with a pop-up telling me it wasn’t available.
All of that means this is definitely amateur hour, but that’s nothing compared to the great testimonials in the right-hand column. I found myself re-loading the same page just to get a look at more. Two of the best:
Kudos to your staff. Not a single complaint yet, and I usually am pretty good at finding things to complain about.
-o.h
To the old lady who always sneered at me at Maxon Video when me and John went in to grab a flick or two… go to hell! I’ll never be back again cause I got ohghurl!
-MLT
Just makes you want to subscribe, doesn’t it?
* Found it in the small Terms of Service link. It’s $28.69/mo for 3 DVDs out. Not available for shipping to address in the Armed Forces, Mississippi, Utah, Puerto Rico, U.S. Virgin Islands, and parts of: Alabama, Kentucky, Mississippi, Nebraska, North Carolina, and Tennessee.