Did you know that tonight is the biggest club night of the year? No, forget your New Year’s Eve… apparently nothing goes with turkey like a hangover.

Those crazy Napervillians are hosting “Safari Jungle Night” at Zero Gravity. Mr. Radio Voice urged me to get down with “a 700 pound lion”, monkeys, “exotic birds”, and “exotic snakes.” The idea of dancing around caged animals is too hilariously stupid to contemplate. I guess I would spend all my time at the free bodypainting.

Schaumburg’s Alumni Club has another kind of animal to offer: “spinning live tonight… DJ Psycho Bitch!” (I think she was our next door neighbor a few years ago.)

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