Yes, you read the headline right. I’d like to give that ol’ codger some nice sloppy mouth-to-mouth.
I know: eww, right? Except I have a reason: I’ve spent the last 6 days holed up in bed with aggravated Strep throat (or “acute laryngopharyngitis” if you go by my discharge sheet) and knowing that the resulting infection would just shut him the hell up for a few days would please me.
Oh, and you’re voting, right? RIGHT?