Archive for June, 2006

A Higher Rate of Lip Service

Friday, June 30th, 2006

I was strolling down the street a few days ago and noticed this sign for MidAmerica Bank:
MidAmerica Bank - paying a higher rate of attention

Look at that slogan: “Paying a higher rate of attention.” That made me scoff. Oh sure, I thought. How like marketing: to promise some intangible/immeasurable quality, some perceived difference. Rather than paying a higher rate of interest, which costs money, they just give empty slogans.

Except then I remembered why I like my (Chicago) bank:
WaMu ad with joint checking account, two male names

(Also available in lesbian!)

Sometimes I suppose it’s just a matter of using the right slogan:
WaMu ad detail: Thanks for letting us be a part of your community.

Oh, by the way, about that address:
Detail of checks, address is 3639 Elaine Pl

I’m sure it won’t come as a surprise that there is no “Elaine Place” in New York City. But I wonder if there was an Elaine involved in the production of the ad… I remember a time when I was putting together some ads for a magazine, and the sample address I used was “Perkins Lane”.

You gotta leave your mark somehow…

No, Thank You

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

You Can’t Do It When You’re the Help

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

Cause and Effect?

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006

What More Could You Ask? Well, I’ll Tell You…

Friday, June 16th, 2006

OK, I Can’t Live in Germany

Thursday, June 15th, 2006

I’m Really Not Patriotic, But…

Saturday, June 10th, 2006

When 1 + 1 = 3/5

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006

Another Thought on Reunions

Friday, June 2nd, 2006

Class of 1996

Thursday, June 1st, 2006