So I was sitting down to lunch, looking forward to completing Newsweek’s interview with Bode Miller (fawning post pending — and yay underclothed athlete covers!) when out of the corner of my eye, a face beckoned from a piece of mail.
‘Twas none other than the J.C.Penney Big & Tall catalog:
Does that guy’s face look familiar? I swear it’s Josh Wald, previously
leered at featured in these pages.
Well, I’m here to tell you, folks, I can think of few things more depressing than seeing this achingly hot, tattooed skater boy transformed into proud papa of the Faux family.
OK, that’s not true. Of course I can think of things more depressing. For example, at least it’s not “The Lean Team”: