In the last month, Wendy’s stores (in CO, at least) have added new small signs telling customers that tomatoes are only available upon request (blaming Florida hurricanes, which i would guess happened longer-ago than the time it takes to grow the fruit, yet ignoring the large number of US tomatoes imported from Mexico).

Where are the signs you may wonder? At the entrance to the drive-through lane? No. At the Order-Menu-Board? No. At Window #1? No. Alas, the fucking signs don’t appear until Window #2, when you’re being handed your bag-o-food.

Were he alive, this bullshit would have killed poor Dave Thomas. Unfortunately, it was his cheeseburgers what did that.