Best Chart Ever

Pirates v. Temperature chart

Taken from An Open Letter to the Kansas School Board, which also explains the importance of His Noodly Appendage, a phrase that still makes me laugh every time I read it…

2 Responses to “Best Chart Ever”

  1. The Saucy Mr. Pech Says:

    I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Jolly Roger,
    and to the Republic for which it stands,
    one nation under Him, with Loot and Booty for all

    Also, we need a symbol, the fork will symbolize His sacrifice to all of us for our nourishment. Then we can sell little forks on necklaces in crap stores in the mall so that we may spread His sauce.

    Also, we’ll need to resolve the question of whether dressing as a pirate is enough to achieve thermal equilibrium, or if we need to be actual practicing pirates. Clearly you can see how this could become a problem, witness the christian religion and the huge numbers walking around with crosses, going to church, telling everyone else how evil they are and then proceeding to be right bastards themselves. In short is it enough to aaarrr the talk, or do we need to walk the plank?

    In the name of the Noodle, the Sauce, and the Holy Meatball, I say Ramen.

  2. Simon Says:

    Dude, where do you find this stuff. I laughed so hard I cried.

    Equal rights for all theories, spagetti sauce and all.

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