I Don’t Know How You Do It

I had a fuckin’ raging headache last night so I went to bed at the totally atypical hour of 9pm.

As a result, I was up at the equally odd time of 7:45a, and I even had cereal! (What’s this? Breakfast food?)

Not even four hours have passed, and now I’m both dying for lunch and bored off my ass.

Honestly, how do you people cope with mornings? Oh, that’s right: you have jobs. And co-workers. And money.

Sigh. I guess I’m going to have to do some reading.

Hit Me With It